12th November: Day 31 of doing one thing as if I was living that day as my last.
My secret mission went down in the fruit and veg aisle at Sainsbury’s. I ducked between the rows of carrots and leeks in my inconspicuous fluorescent biking shirt, vest and leggings. I made my way down to the heavy hitters. I began grabbing the heaviest bags, my head full of 2’s as I marveled at the British measurement indecision. It was then that the man with the gun began to sidle up beside me, acting as if he was creating order amidst the spuds. He had seen my growing pile out of the corner of his eye and the gun was now turned on me. “Can you please put the potatoes back m’am,” he said as his pressed the trigger and engaged the red beam with the white and black bars.
“They’re my potatoes,” I said, lifting the bag again, “I’m just calculating what I need.”
He wasn’t convinced. He picked up the second bag from the floor and placed it back in the green bin.
“Seriously, mate, I’m just converting kilos and pounds,” I said, beginning to think that the mission would need to be aborted until he found a new target.
Seeing that he was quite determined, I placed one large bag in my basket and headed for the soy yogurt. I dug through the crates of vanilla raspberry, for strawberry and wondered if I should just give up on reaching the magic number.
But I didn’t want to give up. I had had this idea before and my recent discovery of the article I clipped last spring resurfaced the idea. Even more, it was my inclination to eat every apple in my fruit bowl, plus all of the candy floss/cotton candy smelling oatmeal hiding out in my bottom drawer, and then scrounge around on other desks that made me feel like I needed a bit of a lift.
So I piled in the pink pots and headed back to the heavy sacks.
Having already calculated to five bags of various sizes, I hoisted them onto my hips. So heavy. Really actually unbelievable. I walked up and down the aisle, in shock that I used to carry this much around. If I were on Biggest Loser they would have strapped the bags to me with duck tape and made me take a victory lap around the track. Thank God I’m not. But even without them piping in “What did you do today to make you feel proud?” for some fantastic before & after b-roll footage, I felt really proud, and slightly teary, as I slipped back into the crowd with my lighter basket, sure that no veggie browsers understood what a milestone carrying those sacks were for me.
